christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

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friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

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wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

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dilclo:

when she texts first <3

(via borinq)

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

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fuckyeahlaughters:

2 weeks before test…

2 days before test…

2 hours before test…

During test…

…

After test…

(Source: closeasbreathing, via laughbitches)

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

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scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

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